Mc Donalds --> the "Uni" isnt working

This was Mr. Daggy's drive through McDonalds experience:


The Lovely Daggy: Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger happy meal with fanta, 2 quarter pounders with cheese, 12 nuggets an...

Cashier: I'm sorry, you can only get nuggets in 6, 9 or 20.

TLD: OK, well whats 2 sixes?

Cashier: eight bucks

TLD: OK, give me a cheeseburger happy meal with fanta, 2 quarter pounders with cheese and 12 nugg..

Cashier: I'm sorry, you can only get nuggets in 6, 9 or 20.

TLD: (going purple) OK give me 6 nuggets, a cheeseburger happy meal with fanta, 2 quarter pounders with cheese and... you know what? make that 12 nug..

cashier: I'm sorry, we can't do nuggets in 12's.

TLD: what's 2 sixes?

cashier: 8 bucks

TLD: OK, I'll have a cheeseburger happy meal with fanta, 6 nuggets, 2 quarter pounders with cheese..... you DO sell them in twos, right? oh.... and you better give me another 6 nuggets. Can you read that back to me sweety?

cashier: sure, one cheeseburger happy meal with fanta, 2 quarter pounders with cheese and 2 six packs of nuggets, is that right?


TLD: I'm not sure, how many nuggets do I have altogether?

cashier: 12

TLD: lovely.... Frost you very much! have a good night dear!

Schizophrenia

MUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

One of early converts to the Golden Arches Mr. Robert Garnett shall be dearly missed as he as every convert to the life style of the arches he sadly passed away yesterday dressed ina Gimp Suit high on Toka-Cola, and few other undisclosed McD ingredients!!

Beast

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

HELPPP!!!
I dont want to be come one of these mask wearing toka cola drinking McD vicitms!!!!!!!!
Save ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K


PS: ful report here
lol check ou the comment left... it was you Jane wasnt it!!!!

Remember

How does a person want to be remembered??

Wouldn't the ideal way to be remembered be for what he achieved and also for who he was??

if it were an either or situation

Whould you be rather be remembered for WHAT you achieved??

or

Would you be rather remembered for WHO you were??

GEEK JOKE!!!

An excellent contribution from my cousin doing Further Maths (A Levels!!)

Sin x, Cos x, and e^x go to a bar… Sin x and Cos x get lucky with a few ladies and go home….

The next day they Sin x and Cos x call e^x and ask him why he didn’t pick up any women in the bar??

e^x replies, “Every time I try to integrate I just end up with myself!!!”

For those of you that know your maths well

!!!

Whoa..

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omg....

generation gap

well as i was walking into university today for a "group meeting" i walked past the new London Center for NanoTechnology....

just outside this bulilding i sawa niec elderly couple looking at this building and the lady saying "What ever is this NanoTechnology?"

which just got me thinking... how much the world has changed in the last few years.... it is a tad bit scary to think if that will be me one day standing out side a university and wondering what all the fuss is about....

but dont get me wrong... my dad probably knows a load more about NanoTechnology than i can ever try to learn....

hehehe...
have good day folks....

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

this dude is a genious!!!

Therapy

Hello all....

after yesterdays episode and a visit to my therapist abt my mental state i think i should share with yall what he said...

From the doctors mouth:

"

As your psychologist, I am beginning to get closer to the root of your weight problems. I think you are suffering from ‘Burger-itis’.

Half all fatties suffer from this problem, so don’t be alarmed. It is an illness in which the sufferer hallucinates and views themselves as the one thing they desire most in this world – Burgers.

I have attached the picture of you as a burger (made using sophisticated brain scanning technology). I hope you can view it and refrain from wetting yourself this time…

It stems from an early childhood habit of eating – too much.

We will meet again and discuss further diagnostic techniques.

Dr. Q. Werty

aNUS Registered

"

he then had the paitence to draw up a picture for me... of my problem....

well here it is....

Craving for isolation....

hmm... after a pretty weird week of sampling al sorts of sea food to using my brain beyond the boundaries i could possibly imagine....

i have this randon urge to just be away frm all these people who are always around peeping over u shoulder like the guardian angles you dont want.... and the ones i really want to hang out with are toooo far away....

hmm... well lemme know if i need some therapy....

thanks :D