heheh

Got this one by email

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

We Found IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here we have a rare sighting of the kriani turlapatus....

in its natural habitat this rare and one of its kind creature has no effect on its surroundings....

for more information please refer to the discovered of thie creature Mr. (we cant say his mane in public)

thanks you all and hope u like was u see

some bits n bobs

Well hope u lot are having a good weekend (any weekend may be better than mine :D)

saturday morning GMAT class :-s (not that i mind it cos i can go look clever....)
Sunday mornign tutorial with our friendly neighbourhood Prof.... (that i ahve to go to.. an i cant look clever they can see thru my disguise)

** Origin of thr Beast **

Origin unkown (color brown)

** End of Origin of the Beast **


** Ever Heard the Beast **

hmm.... Interesting

and

Fair Enuff

** End fo Ever Heard the Beast **


**New Species Alert**

During an all crucial Markething lecture the physicists of UCL have discovered a new species they have label Kiranus Turlapatious... its quiet big and hairy!! its longest know attention span lats for all of 0.05 seconds.... this species can be seen every friday in room G06 in the geography department.. Visting Hours are between 1000 hours and 1500 hours.... (Lunch Break 1200 - 1300)

**End of New Species Alert**


** Business Plan **

For one of the modules in the Course that im going MSc in Technical Ventures and Foundations in Eterprise (in case your wondering i didnt just make that up)... The Beast has been hired as the HR and PR Executive as he is a talkative shit....

after investigation into the issue it was found that the blame is to lie with a Mr. Arch of Mill Hill School who gave the beast a C in class for not participating.... (now he just cant shut up)

** End of Business Plan **

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Hello All!!

Hello all...

i am the beast... (different meanings of the word at different situations....)

thanks for looking me up or thaks fo reading this if i passed on the address to you...

well here i shall rave and rant about everything and snything that i think is interesting...

mind you most of it will be about me...

hope u ahev reading about what i have to say...

:D
Beast