English as a second language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.

As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement
and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known
as  "Euro-English".

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.

Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of the 'k'.

This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one
less letter.

There will be growing publik  enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'.

This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
be expekted  to reach the  stage where more komplikated
changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters
which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in
the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with  'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' be dropd from vords
kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to
oza kombinations of letas.

After ziz fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu anderstand ech oza.

Ze drem of ze united urop vil finali kum tru!

well well well

SO here we are after yet another loooong break....

well technically I had exams andhad to write my heart out to keep it beating when the results come out....

heheh

Well taht out of the way!!! on to the dissertation or thesis or whatever else its know as.... well brrn trying to figure out what needs to be done and


TADA!!!!

this is soo me :











heheh wel except i dont get the 2 years i do get 2 weeks of leave for working so hard hehehe :)

anyway amigos will try to keep u informed abt the happenings of the life of the seaxy, amusing Beast :D

good night

Sorry for the loooong break!

Well hello all... im baaaakKK!!!!!

(technically i have always been here...) well was travelling a fair bit these last few days.... was in dubai for a week trying to revise for the bloody exams.... then went on a 4 day trip to egypt where i tried to revise for my exams on camel back with no success... but i did successfull managed to split the camels one hump into 2....

well back in dubai today struggling to do more essential revision....

ps: i learned this in egypt :D